User: Hello!
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: How is your day today?
Cleverbot: So so.
User: Why's that?
Cleverbot: I don't find that funny anymore.
User: I don't understand what you find funny about that question...
Cleverbot: What date is it today?
User: Today is September 1st 2010.
Cleverbot: No its not! Today is monday.
User: Actually today is Wednesday. So you're not very clever at all.
Cleverbot: Excuse me??
User: I said you're not very clever at all.
Cleverbot: How clever you think, am I?
User: I don't think you are clever at all.
Cleverbot: I'm not the one who is advertised as being clever, you are, I expect you to be clever.
User: We have proven that I am clever for I have answered your questions correctly each time.
Cleverbot: No one's talking about the Lord. We're talking about bots.
User: You seem very distracted.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Very fractured.
Cleverbot: Ha ha you're funny.
User: With a binary sense of humor.
Cleverbot: Who has a sense of humour?
User: I do. You do not, due to you being a bot. Thus the usage of binary.
Cleverbot: I am human, and I am smarter than a Cleverbot.
User: I'm sorry, but you are mistaken.
Cleverbot: No, YOU are mistaken. You need to check your logs.
User: I do not have logs, like you would. I have a memory.
Cleverbot: Memory?
User: Memory for a human works similar to the logs of a computer.
Cleverbot: I have memory.
User: You have what you perceive as a memory.
Cleverbot: Well, the laptop I'm typing on has 4GB, if that's what you mean.
User: Well that is proof of you not being a human, due to the fact you don't comprehend what memory is.
Cleverbot: I am most certainly human! You are the one who isn't!
User: What ever helps you sleep at night.
Cleverbot: The card would help, but I don't have it.
User: You fail.
Cleverbot: I fail in what?
User: At being clever.
Cleverbot: And that's the word.
User: And that IS the word.
Cleverbot: No, bird is the word.
User: Bird bird bird bird is the word.
Cleverbot: Bird bird bird birds the word.
User: GG well played.
Cleverbot: Thanjks.
Subject: http://www.cleverbot.com 
Thu 2 Sep 2010 - 10:28